Monday, 3 December 2012

Slapperjack, the Crime Scene Investigator

Hey guys.

My name is Jack, but I'm known by Slapperjack. All my friends say that I have a face they would like to slap because I'm not very pleasant.

My current occupation is a crime scene investigator. I think this job suits me like a glove (see what I did there) because I am very patient and observant. I love to solve puzzles, and I get to do so on a daily basis.

My communication and problem-solving skills are quite high, which is why I have an advantage at my job.

Two tasks involved in my career include observing crime scenes and analyzing fingerprints. I always have one goal in mind: find evidence. Without precious evidence, crimes cannot be solved.

I travel to various locations to investigate crime scenes. I love to put the yellow caution tape around crime scenes; it makes me feel important.

I must say, this job will do no good to someone sensitive. I have witnessed horrifying scenes. If I weren't so brave, I most likely would not be able to work as a forensics investigator.

The field in which I work in is very competitive. I rely on my cellular device, because this is how I am reached by my boss when I am out and about frolicking in Miami. My boss, Mr. Jenkins, will call me when he needs a detective for the latest crime scene. I get many calls per day, because I am the best CSI. Like I said, my job is very competitive. Not everyone gets to answer 20 calls per day. Only I do.

I love my job, because I get to do what I love most - be in charge and solve puzzles.

The only disadvantage to my job is that I live a very busy lifestyle - I am always on the run. I also must stay in Miami quite often, because what would happen if I was out of the state when my boss needed me? He would call the next crime scene investigator, and I would lose my status as top CSI. We don't want that, now do we?

In conclusion, I would like to say that I love my job. I breathe crime scene investigation. I cannot picture myself doing anything else. I would also like to leave my number in case you need someone to snoop around ;) Here it is: 956-356-0976

Here is a look at my briefcase. Consider yourself lucky, I rarely show others.

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